- Anti Joke

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.