- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Chebali has no life

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Uh... What was emulating again?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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