- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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