Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Tough crowd tonight...

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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