Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Tough crowd tonight...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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