- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's a joke? Funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Women's Rights

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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