- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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