- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Hail Hitler

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A chicken walks into a barn.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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