- Anti Joke

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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