- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Psychics.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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