- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

69 Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"