You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's a joke? Funny

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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