Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Tough crowd tonight...

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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