Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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