- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

GOODBYE

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Gingers.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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