Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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