- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Woman's Rights

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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