- Anti Joke

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Equal rights!

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A man walks into a bar

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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