Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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