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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What did the sign say? It said slow down

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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