- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

FUCK THE JEWS

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A man walks into a bar

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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