Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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