A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Woman's Rights

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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