- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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