Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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