Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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