- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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