- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Robin, get in the car!

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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