- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Ain't idn't a word.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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