Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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knock knock come in !

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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