Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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