- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

i like it in the mouth

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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