- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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