- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid