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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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