What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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knock knock come in

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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justin littleton being sucessful

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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