- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's two plus two? Window

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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