- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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