Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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all the kids had fun

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Lewis

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How would you rule?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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