What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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