- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

womens rights.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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