yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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No soup for you!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Compton

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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