- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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