- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

roses are red violets are blue

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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