- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

I agree

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Justin

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What does? 42

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

A black man comes home from work.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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