- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

ever tried african food? they neither

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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