- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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