What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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i love to lick...

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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hi mom

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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go F*** yourself

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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