- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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