Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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