- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

wanna here a joke? you.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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