Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Set up Punch line.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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