- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

like this if you think what ever you want to..

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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