What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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this is not a drill.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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I need to start studying.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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