- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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