Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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