- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Stop procrastinating.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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