- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

vote this down and i will DOX you

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

im telling maguire

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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