A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Hello

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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