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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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