What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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shut up elliot

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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