- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Cheese

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

An Aisian failed a test

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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