like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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