J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Women's Rights.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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30cm = 0,3meters

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