why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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womens rights

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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