- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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