So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I <3 Hitler

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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