- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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