- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

knock knock whos there? nobody

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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