What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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are u black unlucky

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i hate black people

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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8--------------------- penis

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Women drivers...

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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My mom

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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were you expecting a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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