Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A paralysed man falls over.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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