- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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