Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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womens rights

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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