- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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