- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Well this is pointless.....

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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