I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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People with cancer.

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are u black unlucky

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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i hate black people

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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8--------------------- penis

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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