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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

my whole life!

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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