why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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