Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

belly button

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

National security?

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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