What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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