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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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